Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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