No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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