tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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