no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
