just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My vagina is officially offended.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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