her vagine was all disorganized.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Green mimosas i think yes
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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