i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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