Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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