Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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