okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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