We won't sleep together?
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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