went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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