I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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