Christians are straight up FREAKS
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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