Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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