Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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