so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
