if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Everyone says I win the strip club
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.