I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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