and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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