i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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