xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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