is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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