We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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