Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
