Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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