i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Randomize
