I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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