can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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