69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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