508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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