they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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