Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
worst night to have a conscience
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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