So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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