normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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