I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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