Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Your cock deserves a montage
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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