I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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