Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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