# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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