have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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