Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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