Where is the hickey?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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