i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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