ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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