No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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