He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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