Don't you send me to vm
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
How naked do you want me to be?
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