Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it was like his penis was on wheels.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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