Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So. Much. Porn.
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