When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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