You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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