Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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