We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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