Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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